Roseanne For President


Roseanne Barr filed paperwork yesterday to run for President (yes, of The United States). She admits she doesn't think she'll win - she's trying to draw attention to another Green Party candidate.

Best Super Bowl Commercial You Won't See


We won't get to see one Budweiser ad - it's only airing in Canada (IMO, it's the best I've seen so far). Budweiser sent a flash mob into a rec hockey league game and filled the stands, gave the 40 and 50-year-olds a mascot, replays, and confetti. It's really touching. See the video on our Moo-Tube page.

Candy Land: The Movie


Adam Sandler is set to write and star in a movAre they also working on a Churteie version of the kid's game Candy Land. Battleship is also coming to theaters. Geez! Are they also working on Chutes and Ladders and Boggle the movie?

Super Bowl Ad


Last year's hot Super Bowl ad was Volkswagon's Vader Kid commercial. This year's Volkswagon ad acknowledges that it's a hard commercial to follow. There is a Star Wars reference. Watch it.

February 1


Managers disputed a woman's claim she was stuck in a British supermarket elevator while waiting for a trained technician to arrive and press a button. Janice Woodward says she and her 2-year-old granddaughter were trapped in the elevator for well over an hour because store employees said they weren't authorized to push the button that would have freed them. Woodward says when the technician got there "he just touched the control button and the [elevator] moved." She says workers told her they were prohibited by safety regulations from pushing the button that would have released the stalled elevator car.

Best Ad You Won't See


Budweisier is going to air this in Canada during the Superbowl. 

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